Back to my Crappy Dorm with new company 和不速之客一起回到爛宿舍

After 1.5 months of lovely summer vacation back home, I'm now back in my crappy small Tokyo dorm that is slightly less than 9sqm, roughly the size of 3 super single beds. I tried to take a shot that shows everything, but it was too embarrassing to reveal all the ugly hooks and what not. What I can tell you is that besides those shown in the photo, there's a bookshelf, wardrobe, laundry basket, small TV, fridge, microwave oven and a shoe rack/shelf. I can't imagine that I'd managed to stay here for 18 months already! You can check out my old complains from the very moment I stepped in last year!

回家過了美麗的1個月半暑假後，又回到了爛東京宿舍。宿舍面積少過9平方米，大概有3張超級單人床那麼大吧？我試過把全部都拍下來，但是因為實在是太醜了，所以就透露一半就好了。除了照片中的物件以外，還有書櫃，衣櫃，洗衣籃，小電視，冰箱，微波爐和一個鞋櫃。真無法想像我已經在這簡陋小房間待了18個月了！要回顧我去年一搬進來就開始狂投訴的記錄，請點這裡XD
 

...and great... while doing laundry I found these insect eggs sticking onto my net.
...正想晾乾衣服時，竟然發現有昆蟲蛋在我的網上！

Wonderful... guess which insect is this?
幹....到底是何方神聖？

Answer: Stink bugs.
答案：蝽 （不是臭蟲哦！）

I caught this stink bug in my room 2 months ago and suspected that it was pregnant when I saw its swelling abdomen. However, little did I know that it'll lay eggs in a short while before I could release it!
2個月前一隻蝽飛進我的房裡，所以把它抓起來。那時就覺得怎麼肚子腫腫的，該不會是懷孕了吧。誰知道，還沒等到我回來放生就下蛋了＝＿＝

 

When they're about to hatch, the eggs will turn dark brown and a hole appears underneath.
要孵出來以前，蛋的顏色會變成巧克力色，然後下面會開一個洞。

After they're out, the baby bugs would hang around their egg shells for a while.
昆蟲寶寶出來後會在蛋的上面逗留一陣子。

When I left them, they were still moving in unity as a group.
把他們放生後，還會集體行動一起離開呢！

I'm not sure if they're acting like salmon or migratory birds that return to where they were born. But I regret releasing them 2 months ago. Now they're back to lay eggs on my net and could just come into my room and loiter (though there's no wood or leaves for them to chew).
難道蝽也像三文魚或候鳥一樣，會回去被下蛋的地方嗎？靠腰！後悔當初把它們給放了。現在竟然敢在我的陽台上撒野。

Damn you insects! 5 more months to go before I could move out into my very own apartment! Save more money!!!
死昆蟲！我再忍你們多5個月！等我存多一點錢就可以搬進我自己的小房子了！