Posts

[072] Life can be like anything, even a toilet bowl...人生就像一個馬桶啊...

Image
Life is like a toilet bowl... you never know what kind of shit you're gonna get. But my friend suggested that I should think more positively so... I came out with a 2nd edition: Life is like an iPhone, always in need of somebody to "touch" constantly. 中文版請點(更多)→ 

[071] How to deal with arrogant people 對付囂張的人

Image
There's no need to fight back, just ignore the person that you dislike most! 中文版請點(更多)→

[070] The power of Women nagging 女人恐怖的唸力

Image
We just can't stop nagging...  But I think older men does it too! 中文版請點(更多)→ 

So I may have Tuberculosis!? 我可能有肺癆?

Image
After my first Japanese doctor visit, I became better and better until one week later, my throat began to hurt again. Maybe I didn't rest well and was too busy with the scholarship activities and school so I had high fever again. This time I went to the neighborhood clinic. 上次看完醫生後,感覺病情有好轉。但是可能沒好好休息的關係,所以一週後又感到喉嚨特別疼痛,又發高燒了。這次到了宿舍附近的診所去檢察。 With much amazement, the doctor insisted that I take an xray because it's unusual to reach 39 degrees for a common cold/flu, so he wanted to test if I had pneumonia. Ok, an xray it is... Based on the xray, he said that there's a faint shadow on my lungs and requested me to return 3 days later when there is another doctor that specializes in respiratory system. He gave me some antibiotics and told me not to worry as it may be nothing after all. 意外的是...醫生竟然堅持我照X光,因為感冒卻發燒39度是非比尋常的,所以可能是肺炎。照完後,醫生說X光片有出現一點奇怪的影子,然後告訴我3天後再來,因為到時會有一名呼吸器官專科的醫生。給了我4天的抗生素之後,告訴我不要太擔心,可能沒什麼。 I returned 3 days later, slightly better because I finally took 2 days

#069 The Price for Late Night Reports 深夜報告的代價

Image
Late nite reports come with a price... Not just getting fat, but easy to fall sick too. That's why I'm down with flu again! 中文版請點(更多)→

[068] Meetings are like constipation 開會就像便秘

Image
Meetings are like constipation. Everything is an empty fart until the real shit comes out. Apologies for the slow updates. I'm finally recovering from my big illness and starting to draw again. I was thinking if I should replace the word "shit" because it sounds a bit vulgar but the phrase would simply have no impact if I replace it with a more polite word such as "faeces". I'm glad that after eating more vegetables and fruits, drinking more water and walking more distances, I'm no longer friends with mr. constipation. I wish I can say the same to meetings...    中文版請點(更多)→

Can't imagine life without insurance! 還好有保險!

Image
First, I experienced the massive earthquake, then radiation fears. But no, heaven thinks that's not enough so it had to send a typhoon to Tokyo on 21st (Wed) and cast a spell on our professor to release his class at the peak of the storm. So half of us were trapped in the campus while the other half braved the winds to go home. I waited till the storm was over but with a sore throat that got worse the next day. 經過巨大地震,輻射恐懼之後,老天爺還覺得不夠殘,非要來個台風到東京才滿意。而偏偏我那天有課,老師卻在 暴風雨的巔峰 時刻才放我們下課。真是他X的...所以一半的人困在學校,一半的人冒著大雨,奮勇豁出去了。我雖然等到晚上台風過去後才回家,但是已經喉嚨痛到不行了。 I struggled back to the intensive course, with the thought that even if I die, I would die in the classroom. Luckily I eventually decided not to die in the classroom and went to see the school doctor. 39.2 degrees, everyone was shocked and the doctor asked why I delayed my treatment. At this level, its amazing that I could feel hot and cold at the same time. 隔天以死都要撐到教室的決心,好不容易到了學校。幸好臨時決定還是不要死在教室,所以去看了學校醫生。39.2度,在這高燒的境界,竟然可以同時感覺又冷又熱 =_= 。大

[067] Unable to resist temptation 無法抗拒的誘惑

Image
I was able to save some money after noting my monthly cash flow...but unfortunately... I couldn't stop shopping! Maybe I need more time and will power... 中文版請點(更多)→

[066] Everything needs Strategic Planning 戰略規劃

Image
Remember my Shopping Strategy at Borders Clearance Sale ? Well, if you're going to those bargain sale, it's better to go with a friend and queue up rotationally to maximize your time. Too bad if I only have more money... 中文版請點(更多)→

Back to my Crappy Dorm with new company 和不速之客一起回到爛宿舍

Image
After 1.5 months of lovely summer vacation back home, I'm now back in my crappy small Tokyo dorm that is slightly less than 9sqm, roughly the size of 3 super single beds. I tried to take a shot that shows everything, but it was too embarrassing to reveal all the ugly hooks and what not. What I can tell you is that besides those shown in the photo, there's a bookshelf, wardrobe, laundry basket, small TV, fridge, microwave oven and a shoe rack/shelf. I can't imagine that I'd managed to stay here for 18 months already! You can check out my old complains from the very moment I stepped in last year! 回家過了美麗的1個月半暑假後,又回到了爛東京宿舍。宿舍面積少過9平方米,大概有3張超級單人床那麼大吧?我試過把全部都拍下來,但是因為實在是太醜了,所以就透露一半就好了。除了照片中的物件以外,還有書櫃,衣櫃,洗衣籃,小電視,冰箱,微波爐和一個鞋櫃。真無法想像我已經在這簡陋小房間待了18個月了!要回顧我去年一搬進來就開始狂投訴的記錄, 請點這裡 XD   ...and great... while doing laundry I found these insect eggs sticking onto my net. ...正想晾乾衣服時,竟然發現有昆蟲蛋在我的網上! Wonderful... guess which insect is this? 幹....到底是何方神聖?